HEY Y'AWLL! It's Paula Deen, and today I'd like to share with y'all a simple yet decadent recipe for my famous heart attack pie.

Preparation time:

• 30 minutes

What you'll need:

• Pie mold
• Non-stick spray, butter flavor
• Butter (I usually use about 60-70 1-lb bars, but whatever is available in your neighborhood market will work fine)

Directions:

• Just spray your pie mold liberally with non-stick (butter flavor) spray and add the butter in a Jenga technique. Chill and serve.

Serves: 2

and now the creek is rising and all my bridges burned.

List:


Things I wish I had in my life:

• More Ferraris
• More money
• More true friends

Things I don't need in my life:

• More drinking buddies, sorry I think I have way too many nowadays.
• Friends who give me cold shoulders and don't stand up for me.
• People named after comedians.

Things I'd like to hope to see soon in my life:

• Call of Duty: WaW
• 007: Quantum of Solace
• New car
• New acoustic guitar
• A Moog
• New laptop

Things I'm fond of currently:

• Coco's Yakitori Sushi Bar
• Times spent meddling away on writing
• Lauren putting her arm around me and kissing my back gently
• My current living arrangements
• My true friends, the ones who walked out with me, stayed with me, and even invited me for sushi the following day
• Jay-rod asking for pot, wtf.
• Burger King's awesome coupon booklet. Totally FTW.
• Not wasting another minute in an infinite loop, spiraling downward into the abyss
• www.myspace.com/nowwerhorsen, really digging this shit right now

Lastly... The post below me PHAILS. vvv - The night began way before that and she knows where it began, I know where it began, and she knows what she did with that girl at Boondocks. HA. PHAIL.