This is what I might have looked like the other night: I was almost arrested for being drunk in public. I had to sit inside a cop car for an hour and now my wrists are bruised as shit.
New album soon... Mostly acoustic and mostly depressing rubbish.
Will post songs as soon as possible.
My new workstation:
Picked Fruit What ever happened to the lost art of forgetting? Picking up dissected pieces and changing your settings. Flipping through your life like a Television station, viewing long enough to only see the channel's description.
You know I once saw you in the back of my mind. I laid you out on a canvas to preserve the time. I don't recall much but I think that you liked it. This painting's insignificant compared to all the other shit.
Lies come and they go, then they come again and they steal the show. I don't understand why your hand is waving bye... It's hard, it's cold, and it's dark at night.
Well they say misery loves company but i think it's in love with me. I wake up for work and it kisses my forehead so gently. On my way out misery prepares me a bagel like a concession, with a glass of orange juice and a side of depression.
I feel like a picked fruit in a bottle of cheap wine. My hopes and dreams were taken straight from their vine, and in to this bottle, yeah I'll call it depression, I was thrown. Say good bye to my friends, my family, fuck my home.
Lies come and they go, then they come again and they steal the show. I don't understand why your hand is waving bye... It's hard, it's cold, and it's dark at night.
I remember once on my birthday... You said you would love me always. We'd be together for all time, time, time, time. Well they turned out the be all lies lies lies lies...
Lies come and they go, then they come again and they steal the show. I don't understand why your hand is waving bye... It's hard, it's cold, and it's dark at night.
Lies come and they go, then they come again and they steal the show. I don't understand why your hand is waving bye... It's hard, it's cold, and it's dark at night.
Last week I encountered what I believe to be the best movie watching experience in HISTORY. If you're into cheap-as-hell Japanese shock films with incessant blood spew and tits of death, I'm pretty sure The Machine Girl won't disappoint you. Seriously. This movie has EVERYTHING from a tempura fried arm to finger sushi to a flying guillotine to a drill bra! Aside from the inevitable wackiness that this film holds for the sheer fact that it is Japanese, however, is a story about revenge to its fullest. Ami, an average high school girl, and her brother, Yu, have been living alone together since their parents' suicide. Yu and his friend, Takashi, are constantly bullied by a group of kids around their age, and are eventually killed. This is what sparks Ami's thirst for revenge. Initially, Ami sets out to gather information about the murderer/murderers and, after constantly being accused as one herself, becomes enraged and begins her murdering spree. Shortly after trying to kill the kid responsible for her brother and his friend's murder, Ami is caught and held captive under the supervision of the kid's Yakuza parents, who torture her by first cutting off her fingers, then her arm. After escaping her death trap, Ami stumbles to and collapses in front of a mechanic shop that is owned by Takashi's parents, who are skeptical about her, but end up helping her recover. Takashi's mother ends up caring for Ami, and the two of them set out to seek revenge together. The dad eventually finishes a fucking cool machine gun for Ami to wear as an arm, which she does some killer (literally) damage with to some crafty asshole ninjas. The duo eventually kill the ninjas' revenge-seeking parents, and set off to kill that one little shit's parents who, before are finally fucking dead, cut off Takashi's mom's leg (soon replaced with a chainsaw) and use a massive drill bra on Ami. And that's pretty much The Machine Girl in a nutshell. This is an all-out gore fest you won't want to miss.
I must say that with this hectic move, it's been a very long yet eventful month. Kemah, Venom doing an All Terrain Armored Transport from behind, illegal activities, Big Trouble in Little China, THX 1138, Beavis and Butthead, and Baskin Robbins are just a few activities to thank for keeping us sane while enduring bullshit moving procedures and facing over a week without cable. I guess I can safely admit that I'm pretty guilty of taking society's innovations for granted! Anyway, here are some terrific pictures:
Five minutes into the moving process and it's nap time.
I was only Plexiglas away from being crocofaggot munch.
That is some serious shit. SERIOUSLY!
Shaun and I revisiting our ol' buddy from our previous 2005 visit.
Who woulda thunk something that looked so much like Abe Vigoda could be so gosh darn cute!
'Nuff said.
And that is Shaun pondering in the depths of fugly swirly doodle things.
Me: Dude, I think I found a way out! Shaun: All right! Carousel will not mark our fate!
The Spotted Dick was pretty tempting, but I figured it to be in my best interest to pass on it.
And NOW for a slew of homo erotic photos guaranteed to satisfy even the nerdiest of fanties, starting with Fuckfest 2008:
Fuckfest 2008!
Man vs. Machine
More Man vs. Machine!!
Captain Davy Jones is the truest of butt pirates!
And here's a little Batman-on-Batman action- or should I say Batman-in-Batman action.
Hahahaha... the Silver Surfer is jacking off! What a pussy deprived loserrrr!
Other miscellaneous FF'08 pictures that I was either too lazy or too unimaginative to come up with tailored captions for.
I am also too lazy and/or too unimaginative to continue this post, so I'll leave it at this:
Your results: You are Riddler
Riddler
57%
Venom
55%
Dr. Doom
54%
Mr. Freeze
50%
Dark Phoenix
49%
The Joker
45%
Lex Luthor
41%
Two-Face
41%
Magneto
40%
Catwoman
40%
Apocalypse
39%
Mystique
37%
Poison Ivy
32%
Juggernaut
29%
Green Goblin
21%
Kingpin
17%
Riddle me that, riddle me this, who is obsessed with having a battle of wits??
I was almost arrested for being drunk in public. I had to sit inside a cop car for an hour and now my wrists are bruised as shit.
I was almost arrested for being drunk in public. I had to sit inside a cop car for an hour and now my wrists are bruised as shit.
