15.2.08

...And then there were four.

I bought a car today. Odd of me, being the type to NOT buy stuff rather than BUYING stuff.
I love it, Lauren loves it, my dad hates it, I hate him for hating it. Anyone out there ever think of what their seven Jeopardy topics would be?
I am Shaung@presentlife
here are my seven Jeopardy categories:
  • The 10 most unethical, unheard of, downright hideous things to do at work
  • European cars and other pointlessly expensive items to own
  • Classic "B-movie" moments reenacted whilst drunk
  • Doing the 10 most unethical, unheard of, downright hideous things at work
  • 5 things you don't say about your mother and why I say all five in one sentence towards the bitch
  • Lauren and other pointlessly expensive items to blow hordes of money on
  • "So what if it smells horribly, it makes my stomach feel better... And in the end, aren't you supposed to care about me feeling better?"
Anyway, it's obvious I'm reading again. Healthy!

Before I say bye, I have to say; By the by.

By the by, the car is an Audi A6 2.8L Quattro Avant and it fucking owns roads!

5.2.08

Music Plug. Shameless At That!


Light Gun
Two songs up now:
Mogenar (Metroid) <- A song dedicated to the hardships of defeating Mogenar on Metroid Prime: Corruption TDM on Village (MOHH2) <- My struggle to regain my rank online in Medal of Honor Heroes 2 on the Wii.
Tha Fuzz Nut Clique:
Creepy EP (2005) and Songs to Boink (2004)
Creepy EP track listing:
1. Tha New Fuzz Nut Clique
2. Vagi-Cream (Featuring Crunk-Ass Gebralter Jenkins on Beats)
3. Wiggy (South Park Mexican Cover)
4. Southern Drama (Hawnay Troof Cover)
5. Fuck Mike Jones




Songs to Boink track listing:
1. Nuts In Yo Face
2. A Vegan Would Kill Me (If They Saw Me Eating This Tube steak)
3. Shizzle Battles the Police (Part 1)
4. My Mom's Racist
5. Fuzz Nut Theme
6. I Porked Alex Tiffen
7. Lesbian Shuffle
8. Joe Krapp
9. I Gotz a Brick In My Ass Y'all
10. Fuck tha 80's (and You)

1.2.08

KTHX-HI.

Wii don't have to use the WII as a computer! Wii now have a Toshiba Satellite and will soon fix L'Dog's laptop A.S.A.P. Mouthbreather is getting along as well as Light Gun (who?) Wii're going to hopefully get out of Fry's tonight to buy a 2.5 hard disk drive enclosure to utilize L'Dog's laptop's hard drive on our (new) computer. SLAVE DRIVER! Wii also might see Swiinii Todd! Wii need to get ready (L'DOG) and liive.