During a discussion about presidential assassinations:

Me: I wonder why Bush was never assassinated during his second term.
Shaun: Because everyone toting a rifle was for him.

If that doesn't speak the truth, Barack Obama actually has a chance of living through his presidency.

In all honesty, though, I don't expect anything too drastic to occur as much as I did during Obama's acceptance speech. Even then, I was just a little uneasy; albeit the speech was given in his hometown, which I think helped create comfort and maintain exuberance for everyone.



This song is, as David Cross would agree, one of the best songs ever. The entire official video disallowed embedding, but this more or less gets the point across. It is seriously LOL.