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Thank yous are in order:

• Thank you old man who happens to rent out metal detectors within a 3 mile radius of my location.
• Thank you R2D2 for beeping like crazy.
• Thank you Larry.
  
• Thank you metal detector for detecting metal.
• Aforementioned plus accomplishing said duty within five minutes.
• Aforementioned Aforementioned sans five minutes pro making me look foolish for accomplishing within aforementioned time rather than the previous insuperable duration of which consumed over eight tormenting hours that I had fulfilled nothing.
• My job for allowing me to function somewhat properly (not mentally) without any sleep whatsoever.

• m-w.com for their word of the day: aforementioned.

afore·men·tioned

Pronunciation:

\-ˈmen(t)-shənd\

Function:

adjective

Date:

1587

: mentioned previously

Here's what R2D2 might have looked like:











Actually... That's exactly what he looked like.

￥2,079.57 well spent. lil' w00t.

Okay, cat's out of the bag... Here's the new house y0.
You'd never be able to tell but, the Audi is f'ing dirtier than hell! It has crop circles of bird shit on it!

And this!:

Drug test at work because I 'accidentally' injured a co-worker!
w00t!