Gold, Jewels, Money? A Jedi Craves Not These Things.

Here's R2D2:
Yellow on black and loaded with features for finding the worlds most
notorious of treasures.

Here's R2D2's little sister:
Small hand held design meant for sniffing
out under the crotch area on
the worlds most notorious of criminals... But I digress.

Now here's a family ever so fucking ecstatic with their newly found treasures from below:

And here is some old guy...

...about to have a heart attack because all he found on his damn treasure hunt was a piece of shit Corona bottle cap!

(Reenactment. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.)
!!!
WTF

By the by, I have this hideous spot on my lawn now:
WTF
Over a damn hour of digging
and all I have to show for it
is a broke ass shovel and this
shit! AGGGGGH!