15.2.08

...And then there were four.

I bought a car today. Odd of me, being the type to NOT buy stuff rather than BUYING stuff.
I love it, Lauren loves it, my dad hates it, I hate him for hating it. Anyone out there ever think of what their seven Jeopardy topics would be?
I am Shaung@presentlife
here are my seven Jeopardy categories:
  • The 10 most unethical, unheard of, downright hideous things to do at work
  • European cars and other pointlessly expensive items to own
  • Classic "B-movie" moments reenacted whilst drunk
  • Doing the 10 most unethical, unheard of, downright hideous things at work
  • 5 things you don't say about your mother and why I say all five in one sentence towards the bitch
  • Lauren and other pointlessly expensive items to blow hordes of money on
  • "So what if it smells horribly, it makes my stomach feel better... And in the end, aren't you supposed to care about me feeling better?"
Anyway, it's obvious I'm reading again. Healthy!

Before I say bye, I have to say; By the by.

By the by, the car is an Audi A6 2.8L Quattro Avant and it fucking owns roads!

1 comments:

Sid said...

i want a new car. i think mine is about to break