It's Lauren, live from Houston!

So if you happen to be a cum-loving sex addict, but are concerned that your weird disposition might interfere with your moral (or in this case, immoral) standpoints, you will be happy to know that I have a little special something to recummend:

Introducing... this interesting yet inexplicably unpleasant spicy cod roe sauce. You put it in your spaghetti!
The reason I found this suitable for cum guzzlers makes enough sense- the salt content of the flavor packet is probably equivalent to a hearty serving of semen.
This stuff actually tastes exactly how fish food (shrimp pellets, in particular) smells! I found this observation to be both disturbing and interesting for the fact that I have always been curious to know what fish food tastes like. I think I will just stick to my assumption and continue to believe that the cod roe sauce is a accurate comparison in similarities.

So if you're a recovering cum addict, consider the option of scarfing down a generous portion of the stuff in the picture. It's guaranteed to satisfy your craving for that viscid fluid excreted from a male's genitalia, or your money back! Just see what our REAL customers have to say!

"It really does work wonders!"

"I just love the alternatives that are being offered to society's raunchiest!"




















This is going nowhere. It's 4:34 in the AM, and I have not even considered sleep.