Puttanesca where your mouth is.

And now, a classic pictorial story of last night's dinner...

Shrimp puttanesca, tortellini alfredo, garlic bread, ceaser salads...
Ahh... The night looked wonderful and promising for young Lauren and Shaun.

Wait... What's this Shaun has found?

Shaun: "HMM... What's this?"

Lauren: "Why, Shaun, that looks to be alcohol!"
Shaun: "We should drink it! That'll show mom and dad for not staying together!"
Lauren: "We should call 911!"
Lauren: "Wouldn't you rather fill up on some tasty tortellini instead?
Shaun: "I think I'll drink it."
Shaun: "Why don't you take a drink, deary?"
Lauren: "Well... I guess one drink won't get me drunk..."
Lauren: "Okay..."
Lauren: "Here I go..."

And then at that moment...The night all of a sudden got blurry for young Lauren.

Everything seemed to be alright, though, until Shaun ran out of alcohol...
Stricken with the alcoholic's rage, Shaun's head exploded.

Shaun: "AHHHHHH!"The moral of the story is; don't drink, it'll give you a killer headache.