Ohayo Gozaimasu!

Konnichiwa, Another f'ed up story:

Characters: Shinkei (Shaun), Gekkeiju (Lauren), dumb ass hostess lady (Yariman), bar tender (Kono imo) desu ka.
Shinkei: Futari desu. (I would like a table for two, please.)

Dumb ass hostess lady: Nanka monku aru-no-ka? (What did you say?)

Gekkeiju: FUTARI DESU! YARIMAN! (I WOULD LIKE A TABLE FOR TWO, PLEASE! YOU WHORE!)
Dumb ass hostess lady: Hai. (Yes.)

Shinkei: Menu o kudasi. (I would like to see a menu, please.)

Dumb ass hostess lady: Hai. (Yes.)

Gekkeiju: Domo. (Thank you.)

Bar tender: What would y'all Japs like to eat up in here t'day? (Obviously an American...)
Shinkei/Gekkeiju: Sushi/gohan desu. Domo. (Sushi/rice. Thank you.)

Bar tender: Here y'all are! N'joy folks! HYUK HYUK. (Kimpatsu... *Westerner*)
Shinkei: O-kanjo onegai shimasu. (I am ready for the bill.)

Bar tender: 'Ere y'all go! HYUK.
Shinkei: SANZEN HYAKU YONJUU SAN YEN!!! IKKENE!!!! KONO IMO DESU KA!!! (twenty-eight dollars! SHIT! I FUCKED UP! OH SHIT! YOU HICK!)

And then, at that moment... Shinkei's head exploded.The moral of the story is, sushi is way to f'ing expensive.

Also, I have this:
And a cool picture of Lauren gettin' down in the kitchen.Shinkei/Gekkeiju: Oyasumi nasai! (Good night!)