I'm on a mission!

I'm still waiting to see who gets the managerial position over produce and health and beauty...
Here's what waiting might look like:

While I wait for a post from Lauren, I'll make things interesting. Pick two countries to put against each other in a war and choose one side. While choosing your side, be sure to take natural resources et al. into consideration. Since I'm currently present; I choose Slovakia and Croatia. My side would definitely be Slovakia because it's high time someone knocked Croatia off their high horse. No one asked Slovakia if they wanted to be temporarily inducted to the United Nations Security Council! After all, the Slavs have cheap American cars from the fifties and southern access to Hungary; which is a hop and a skip away to get the best gulasch this side of the Mississippi!
Alright, here's a step by step rundown of the scenario: We'll start by heading south east to Budapest, fill up on some kick ass gulasch and take our party down to the dirty south; Sarajevo. Once in Sarajevo, we'll enjoy one of their finest resources: the Asim Ferhatović Hase Stadium. Then, and then only, will it be time for operation "surprise attack north west showdown!" Two or three hours later, after we've completely torn Zagreb's newly NATO'd (not officially yet) asses a new one, we'll head over to Ljubljana and maybe celebrate by blowing a couple of their famous art or music venues up. Currently not pictured on the map is me smiling like a big dumb ass as I sit high upon my beef gulasch.

All I have to say is; top that, Lauren.